Grow your boobs

Kaylee: mom, sell that shirt. It's meant for bigger people with bigger boobs.

Me: *laughs*

Kaylee: are you going to put that on Facebook?

Me: Yup.

Kaylee: Listen mom. I didn't say that to be funny. I'm serious. Take it off, grow your boobs and then you can wear it. Right now you just look like a hobo.